Where You’ve Seen Her: Emma Stone has made a name for herself as the quintessential love interest in movies, even one as sly as Wichita in Zombieland, which was the #1 film in theaters this weekend. No matter what she does, you just can’t help but fall in love with this girl, because she’s literally in every f*cking movie that stars people under the age of 30.
Pointless Quote: "My latest obession would be movies."
*The Pats pick I can't wait to watch is Michigan LB Shawn Crable. I can't take my eyes off the kid, because he's a physical freak. No kidding, he's got the longest arms I've ever seen in my life. They're like Kevin McHale's except on a 6' 5" body. He looks like Kevin Kline in "Dave" when he uses the big, industrial robot arms to say "I caught a fish that was... this... big." Check Crable out in mini camp, his elbows start at his knees. He's like a pterodactyl.
JoJo isn't making any music because she's too busy looking sexy. Yeah, that's a cheesy line, but you know what, I don't care. You try to come up with clever one liners on a daily basis then come back and judge me. Wait, did you think I was talking about one liners for this site? Ha-ha, yeah right! I write anything down here, I'm talking about all the one liners I say to every woman that crosses my path. Sadly, they all fail--horribly. At least I'll always have JoJo to keep me warm at night (in my dreams).
Team Name: The Water Buffalo Lodge. Nickname: "Twinkle Toes" Career Highlight: Defeating house champion Blowhard Sandstone with help from Barney, who had turned invisible.
