Here’s a few sample excerpts from Sarah Silverman’s Twitter:
If I were a Jewish man in WWII Germany I’d just lie and say I was “black Irish” with blowjob lips.
It sounds like a crude joke to say I exploded from my father’s balls &out his penis hole, but it’s true. Amazing to think I was so thin..
What if when men got turned on their BALLS got engorged with blood& their penis got all tight& close to their bodies? That’d be WEIRD!
Plane’s about to take off.Should anything happen, know that I died dreaming of love. & I guess evacuating my bowels.But mostly the love part
Watching the end of 1st WIVES CLUB – so inspiring when they finally get the strength to get tons of money from their exes. Girl-power!
I never thought crying and masturbating went together but with a laser beam focus it is possible.